Blow Me

It's a dandelion. Make a wish. Whatever you just thought — that's on you. We just make the mugs.

What this mug says about you: You have a sense of humor. You enjoy watching someone's face the exact moment they read it and process it. You also enjoy the two seconds before they decide whether to laugh or be offended. You're fine either way.

Best gifted to: Your funniest friend. Your most easily scandalized coworker (and you'll watch their face). Yourself, for the desk you share with people who need to develop a personality. Also: anyone named Danielle who will think it's about flowers until they read it twice.

Conversation it starts: A pause. Then laughter. Or silence. The silence is also pretty funny.

• 📏 11oz white ceramic · accent handle and interior · definitely a dandelion
• 🌼 Dye-sublimation print · dishwasher safe
• 📦 Made to order · Ships in 4–7 days · Free shipping
• 🖤 Black-owned brand · Designed in Dallas, TX